Is that John Green?

Oh hey last week I met John Green! Yeah that's right I mean New York Times best selling author, John Green! yeah him!

Today I was at this networking type thingy that adults usually go to. Have you ever been to one? they are a good way to skip out of work for a few hours and justify that you were "working" while you were there. You walk around and small talk people that you already know in the hopes of trying to meet new people with whom you can try to impress by seeing if you have a better business card than they do. I honestly think that facebook is a way better idea than sitting in these boring luncheons. Anyway the reason for this story is that this very attractive woman came in and she was looking around for a place to sit, then our eyes met and a smile was exchanged. then she asked if she could sit out table. Let me just say that in this small town in which I currently live, there aren't many people my age. Most people who grow up here either don't go to college and stick around, or they go to college and never look back. I would say that the majority of the people who live here are either kids, old people, or family aged people. so when this extremely attractive woman sat down I was quite excited. I mean I never meet anyone my age, especially someone who is attractive. And then this flicker of light hit me in the face. It was a light reflecting off of her giant engagement ring and wedding band. I mean she was still quite interesting to talk to.... but why are there no single ladies in this town?

Being an adult is weird. Besides the aforementioned story I did other adult things today (haha ever notice that when you put the word adult in front of a word it becomes dirty) anyway I bought some socks and shorts and other things I need and I was way to excited. I mean how boring and adultish am I now that I get excited to buy socks? Oh man my life has become sad. I'm going to go do something childish like play video games or something. Keep on rocking in the free world.